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9 Songs Plus One

rules
a. take your otp
b. insert shuffle mode on you mp3-player, phone, device you keep all your music on.
c. answer the question (and try not to cheat)
d. tag 5 of your friends (or more if you want)
e. always post the rules

okay, so I saw this on tumblr and well, :> I’ll try to make an au fic from this:

otp: laxana
1. what song is played during the first time they see each other?

I’m Wishing (One Song) - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 

Cana’s wishing by a wishing well that she’d see the person she loves to find her after a string of hopeless relationships. And then, she’d see Laxus.

Laxus had a long day that time and just wondered what his life was amounting to and then, he just arrives to the wishing well and it just dawns upon him that very moment that perhaps, he’d been looking for someone and that someone was the very lady before him. 

2. they go out on their first date. take the refrain of the song, it describes the atmosphere of the date.

Sparks by Coldplay

I say ‘oh’
I say ‘oh’

The first time they went out on a date after seeing each other by the wishing well. It was that time when he realised the shade of her eyes - they were chocolate brown; how her hair was of the same hue, but was of a darker shade; how her sun-kissed skin made her seem exquisite. He could only say ‘oh’ when everything dawned upon him, especially the fact that he was lucky to have her with him that night. 

3. what song is played during their first kiss?

7 minutes in Heaven - Fall Out Boy

They were in this fall out boy concert (since Laxus obviously loved Fall Out Boy) and they were just having fun and then, he knew that she just looked really beautiful, enjoying, and dancing to the beat of the song that was playing. So, he just kissed her all of a sudden, without even thinking about it. He just thought that she was beautiful and so, he kissed her. She was surprised at first, but she had given him a grin, telling him ‘it was about time, Sparky.’

4. it’s their first time… everything is so… sweet? romatic? hardcore? let’s see what song is playing.

The City - The 1975

Their first time was actually spontaneous. It wasn’t because they were very in love with each other. They honestly just got drunk and had sex. They were already halfway when they got sober. But, still they continued, because, guys, it’s sex. And it was really weird for them, at first, because they thought they seriously screwed up because they both knew that Cana wanted something serious and they were really taking it slow, but they just had to screw it up because of alcohol. And so, they do drift off for a while, but then, they both realise that somehow, their relationship was already building and just because they mixed up the order didn’t mean that they’ve destroyed the possibilities that their relationship could bring.

5. they’re getting married! what will they dance to?

Out of my League

So, for their first dance, Cana told Laxus to just choose whatever song since she’s not the one who really planned the details. Actually, it was Laxus, since he wanted it to be perfect for her. And then, he just chose the song because he knew that she was out of his league because he knew that he never deserved her and she obviously deserved better, but then, he fought hard for her and maybe, he did deserve her, but she was just too perfect for him and he’d probably spend the rest of his life, trying to make her happy. And he’d tell her the real vows he made the night before and not some scripted vow he made for the rest to listen and she’d cry and hit him on the chest for telling her that she was out of his league, because that would mean like he never saw her as her equal and all she ever wanted at the moment was for her to be by his side and not someone above or below him. And he’ll simply just laugh and tell her that 'by telling him that, it surely proves that she's out of his league'.

6. oh no… half of your otp is dead. i know you’re busy trying to find the pieces of your heart spread across the room, but could you tell me which song is to be played at the funeral?

Someday We’ll Know

Cana doesn’t know why he had to go away first when she knew that he’d always been the generous one, because she knew that she’d lived the happiest days of her life with him. He’d given her everything; he shared with her his world; he showered her with love and care for the past sixty years that they’ve been together. He gave her two lovely children, whom he’d shower love and care with, too. Maybe, they’d see each other again in the next life. And she’s hopeful that she would soon.

Someday, she’ll know.

7. okay, back to happy stuff: the first verse of the song defines person a of your otp

Balaclava - Arctic Monkeys

Running off over next doors garden
Before the hour is done
It’s more a question of feeling
Than it is a question of fun
The confidence is the balaclava
I’m sure you’ll baffle em good
With the ending wreek of salty cheeks
And runny makeup alone

Laxus’ the type who’d run around whenever he could because he’s the type who would run away from his problems rather than facing it at first, because let’s face it, the guy has a lot of angst. But, he’s the type who would call ‘foul’ whenever something was already up against him, even when he’s tattered physically and probably, emotionally.

8. The last verse of the song defines person B. of your OTP

And our love would rule
This kingdom we had made.
'til then I'd be a fool,
Wishing for the day…

Cana had always wished for a family, never actually getting the chance to experience one. And so, she always wanted one of her own and there was the fact that she had daddy issues and so, she’d always had a broken string of bad relationships prior to Laxus. And after every relationship, she’d be just hoping that she could still find her own family, her own home. And then, came Laxus.

9. oh, they’re having a baby! wonderful! the gender of the singer of the next song defines the gender of the baby. the first thing linkable to a name in the lyrics is the name. if it doesn’t match/there’s none, the name is the tenth word of the lyrics.

She’s The One - Robbie Williams

So, Cana began puking during the mornings for a whole week and obviously, this was brought to their attention, considering there were a couple of times when the condom broke. And so, Cana and Laxus had visited the doctor (his grandmother) and she told him that ‘indeed, Cana’s pregnant’. And so, their friends began betting on the gender of the baby. Cana and Laxus obviously didn’t care since they simply wanted the baby healthy. And so, since some people adored the idea of a daddy!Laxus, carrying a blonde baby, they all voted for female, except for Freed, who was intent on the notion of genetics (since the Dreyar family line had a preference for male babies). And obviouly, Freed won. In the end, Cana and Laxus were wondering what name when they realised that they would probably always consider their baby ‘number one’ and so, they had opted to name him ‘Ace’. 

10. your otp is canon! rejoice! what are you singing to, in the streets, crying tears of joy?

I’m not sure if you’ll consider classical music, but I would probably hum to Eine Kleine Nachtmusik composed by Mozart. :)))) 

So, lightningcards, kiri-kyuo, groffles, shingekinosouleater, thats-absurd-x, time to do this :D

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